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"The house next door is similar to this one but not quite as grand."
'A lifetime of Christmases. . . and not one picture of the house when it had its hair combed.'
"I apologize for the mess."
Poor Mr. Tramp struggles hard to keep an immaculate home...
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Hoovering up before firemen go in.
A woman's work is never done.
"I've just plumped that cushion!"
"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."
Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.
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'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'
'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'
'My room's in a terrible state, Mum's just cleaned it.'
'Do you have to do that now?'
'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'
My mum is very houseproud.
"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"
'It's not a really great spot: This Lady comes once a week and destroys all the cobwebs!'
'Honey, I'm home!' 'Wipe your feet!'
Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.
'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'
'You don't think I'm too houseproud, do you, Gilbert?'
The houseproud wife
'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'
"I'd invite you in but we've got new carpets downstairs."