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'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'
"We're still not seeing a recovery in housing."
Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.
"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."
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'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.
'I'm just sayin', maybe we should look for another real estate agent!'
"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."
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'That use to work, Dorothy ... but now you need at least 20% down.'
'Property investment? Good grief, I'm not THAT clever!'
"Just think - if it really was 'unlivably small', would they have installed a permanent ping-pong table?"
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The tax and maintenance charges are why they call them con-doughs.
'Well what a coincidence! I was in property too!'
'No wonder we could never keep up with them.'
Madame Borigard: Reader of the Occult - Derivatives & Credit Default Swaps Explained
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"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."
"It gets a lot of refracted light."
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"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."
"Rub it in why don't ya!"
Snail Estate Agents
'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'
'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'
What the Buyer and Seller Think.
Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it...mortgages through the ages.