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"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
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"Well, our bodies ARE 60% water."
"This is where infrastructure meets personnel."
"Don't you think the whistle blowing will be more effective when you actually get the job?"
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"Humility is a virtue, but not on a resume."
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"Mr. Kendall would like to see one of those flashes of oddball humor."
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"Tell me, where do you expect to be texting incessantly in five years?"
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"I forgot to say I was breast-fed."
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"We're having to go further than EVER to get the right people!"
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"We've cut out a lot of unnecessary middle management, or at least I think we have... There's no one left in HR to do a headcount!"
"Naps. Do you have anything in naps?"
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"Is it a good sign when they band your leg?"
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"If you require more immediate assistance, press the pound sign."
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"Whoever you are, you're hired."
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"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."
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'Careful. You still have that new-employee smell.'
"Our personnel policy is ecologically sustainable. We use the carrots and stick approach, the carrots are organic and the sticks are from fast regrowing trees."
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Your HR File: Warnings, Crazy Stunts, Psych Eval.
Human resources department is a stock full of humans.
"We need someone who's responsible."
"John and Sidney work in human relations."
"My manager said this office isn't big enough for the two of us. So, I suggested she lose weight."
"Carl, there's a difference between 'disability' and 'lack of ability'."