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"Firkins, when you're done with those photocopies, remove the new guy from his packaging, will you?"
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"I'm afraid we don't have anyone to help you at the moment, but once our advertising and recruitment programme is finished we should have someone to see you in 8 years or so..."
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"Interviews are always stressful...this is his fourteenth....and they all turned him down!"
"Apparently we're to use our fictitious budget to employ some non-existent assistants to reach our imaginary staffing levels!"
"We ran hundreds of ads, searched the state before we got her..."
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"Thanking someone for 27 years of service and then laying them off in less than 140 words is really difficult."
'Er! So apart from the crushing workload, lack of support, weak and ineffective management, poor conditions and lack of flexibility was there anything in PARTICULAR you didn't like about working here?'
'Why did you offer the job to this one?'
"I've been looking for a job myself."
'Due to the threat of litigation, I can only confirm that he worked here...if THAT'S what you want to call it.'
'I see you worked here seven years ago. Don't you have a better reference than that?'
"She was fired three months ago. . . so we all chipped in to pay for her to stay."
Not knowing the HR Manager had a heart condition, the applicant sent a resume that would not be forgotten.
Firing people is extremely painful...'So it's only fair I get well paid for doing it.'
"Here's your fitness plan: Go down to the job center and tell the people there that you are the personnel manager who was responsible for their lay-offs. Then run!"
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"Is the job interesting? It's riveting."
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"Can I order a complete re-install please? Not my computer, my sales staff."
"My manager said this office isn't big enough for the two of us. So, I suggested she lose weight."
"Well, Portnoy, if you have a complaint, let's have it out right here and now."
"You'll be head of HR & R, Human Relations and Reductions."
"Are you a member of the opposite sex or am I?"
"I'll ask you one more time, why you want this job?"