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Brain to man watching TV: 'Since you won't be needing me for a while, I'm going to run a few errands.'
Brain not found.
"This is the right side of the brain calling the left side of the brain. Come in, left side..."
The Inner Workings of the Human Mind
"The last one was clearly incompatible - she didn't think a shelled walnut resembled a human brain."
'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)
'Did you know a computer is 10,000 times faster than a human brain?'
'I've heard the human brain is like a computer. If this is true, my husband's brain is more like a search engine... specialized on beer and crisps!'
The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.
"The human brain starts working the moment you're born, and doesn't stop working 'til you get to long division."