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To prevent human error, the power station only employed trained seals.
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
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"I attribute it to human error. But then I attribute everything to human error."
"What do you mean, you're only human..?"
"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."
'Looks like someone has accidentally recycled an important document again.'
'Don't tell me I'm wrong...as far as I'm concerned it's your computer's word against my computer's word.'
'I brought my own fact checkers to make sure you don't slip up.'
'Somethings these humans do just don't add up.'
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Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.
"I figure if we can't beat the robo-advisers..."
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'I appreciate your desire to keep the 'human element' in math, but that won't work.'
'Do you still have my rectal thermometer?'
'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'
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'Remember, we all make mistakes. We're only human. It's not our fault that they just happen to all be in our favour.'
The man who discovered human error...
Human Error and Computer Error.
Department of Bureaucracy: Everybody Makes Mitsakes.
Human Error, Stupid (computers)
"Ha! Wrong again !"
'Don't fret - just chalk it up to human error.'
'We believe in having a very specialised team. Watkins here for example provides all our human error.'
'Johnson, I know to err is human but for me to forgive you've got to pay for the tractor.'