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"Your reaction is not uncommon. A lot of my patients experience 'roid rage."
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
A boy lies on his bed surrounded by posters advertising performance enhancing drugs.
"Sosa's great, but McGwire is my hero."
"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
Many suspected the Russian Grandmaster of steroid use. Proving it was another matter.
"Banning A-Rod for the entire season is tragic. However, banning him for the postseason might be a good omen."
"I'm probably in the minority, but I would've loved to see Mantle on steroids."
"One last question, Berlinger. Is it just you, or is the whole damn Accounting Department shot full of steroids?"
"There's a small gland in the center of the skull called the pituitary, and . . ."
"...and Acme energy drink is the reason I'm the professional athlete I am today!"
"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."
The True Achievers.
'It's cheaper than human growth hormone, but you'll have to trim your tail once a week.'