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"I'd like to order from the children's menu."
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"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
"Don't worry, the lions do all the work."
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'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
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"I don't know how the gods feel, but sacrificing financial advisors makes me feel happy."
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"Now and then I offer it a small sacrifice such as yourself."
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"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
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Volcano Sacrifice Competition
"To get back to the main road, you turn left at the fork just before the bridge and go around yonder hill to Dark Hollow...."
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'The big wigs told us to think of our facility as a temple. If that's the case, we must be the human sacrifices.'
We appeased the fire god last week. Its your wife's birthday!
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"Get a sponsor."
"As chief, I believe that no man is an island. Making him part of one, though, I have no problem."
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"The gods demand tech support!"
No Photographing or Touching the Human Sacrifice
Lead, Follow or get on the Altar.
'Stop by next Saturday. We're having a little 'get to know us' open house and bake sale.'
"You love me, you really love me!"
"The gods didn't want my life, just my identity."
"Whoa! Sacrificing politicians makes the gods a little gassy."
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'Let's run the steps later.'
'Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.'
"You're from the temp agency? Okay, basically, we have a short-term opening in our human sacrifice department."
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'We tried a new marketing strategy, a new sales concept and a new business policy. It all failed. We have one more chance to succeed. Do the words 'Incas' and 'Human Sacrifice' ring a bell?'