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'He's a very compassionate cat. He never kills any of the animals he catches.'
'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'
"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"
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Hamster on dialysis machine 'In my day we'd have had him put down.'
"Now that I've seen this, I don't think I can ever enjoy popping bubble wrap again."
"We raise our beef humanely."
Tags:farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, animal, animals, cow, cows, cattle, livestock, livestock farm, livestock farms, livestock farming, livestock farmer, livestock farmers, food, meat, beef, humane, animal rights, factory farming, industrial farming, humane farming, ethical farming, ethics, ethical, sustainable, sustainable farming, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, raise, raising, raising kids, raising children, raising cows, raising cattle, stroller, strollers, baby carriage, baby carriages, baby buggy, baby buggies, pram, prams, pushchair, pushchairs
"Do you ever ask yourself 'humanely raised' for what?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, cow, cows, cattle, pig, pigs, farm, farms, farming, farmer, farmers, livestock, food, meat, beef, pork, ethical, ethics, humane, humanely raised, raising, raised, treatment, questioning, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, vegan, vegans, veganism, animal rights, butcher, butchers, modern life
"He was very old and quite sick."
Tags:trophy, trophies, head, heads, taxidermy, animal, animals, deer, hunting, hunter, hunters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, leisure, old, sick, nature, death, dead, shot, killed, humane, excuse, excuses, justification, justifying, politics, euthanasia, animal rights, inhumane, suffering, game hunting, disapproving
"They're dog tags. This farmer thought they were more human than a tag stapled too our ears."
"Are your chops humanely chopped?"
"You can see by its smile that this halibut was humanely killed."
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, dish, dishes, meal, meals, food, couple, couples, halibut, fish, fresh, humane, humanely killed, killed humanely, ethical, ethics, organic, free-range, free range, smile, smiling, smiles, waiter, waiters, server, servers, fish farm, fish farming, humane fishing, fishing
Lab rat dreams.
Tags:laboratory, lab, lab rat, laboratories, labs, lab rats, laboratory rat, laboratory rats, experiments, experimentation, mazes, food pellets, paradise, experiment, experimental, maze, food pellet, reward, rewards, behavior, behavioral, study, research, science, scientific research, inquiry, buzzer, shock, psychology, psychologic, learning, positive reinforcement, dream, dreams, goal, goals, animal rights, humane, humane treatment
'There has to be a more humane way to kill time...'
"Our fish are caught wild and never battered, at least while they're still alive."
"May I recommend the Roast Free-Range Chicken with Sage-and-Celery Stuffing and real Pan Gravy?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, chicken, chickens, poultry, free-range, free range, organic, gravy, stuffing, ethical, ethics, humane, animal rights, food trend, food trends, modern life, running escaping
"Nobody said the cowbell industry was humane."
"Instead of poison, I introduce liberal, intellectual ants into the population, eroding the ants' patriotism and causing them to question the authoritarian rule of the queen. Slowly, over generations, it weakens the ants' genetic resolve to the point where they stay in the nest at all times, watching television and writing letters to the editor."
Tags:intellectual, intellectuals, intellectual elite, intellectual elites, ant, ants, ant colony, ant colonies, bug, bugs, liberal, liberals, quiet revolution, quiet revolutions, revolution, revolutions, pest control, exterminator, exterminators, pest controls, humane, patriotism, ant nest, ant nests, social decline, political decline, regime change, regime changes, undermining
Humane cattle slaughter.
"It's an attempt to make the whole process less stressful on the animals."
'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'
Tags:gopher, gophers, ground squirrel, rodent, rodents, burrowing rodent, burrowing rodents, dig, digs, dug, dug in, pest, pests, flood, flood out, kill, kills, humane, hunt, hunted, hunter, prey, stadium, stadiums, arena, pitch, pitches, grass, pest control, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"We give it time to get its affairs in order...then 'whack!'"
New Age Office Supplies Catalog.
'Remember, son: They can take away your tail, but NO one can take away your waggish charm!'
'You'd think a Humanities professor would be more lenient in her grading.'