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Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
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'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'
"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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'What took you so long?'
'Hey, don't look at me - I gave them FREE WILL.'
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
'I think that human beings would die out and only dogs would be left.'
The end is near.
'Who knew they were made up primarily of beer?'
The Map of the human brain
Geologic Time Heals All Wounds.
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'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'
'That's what we evolved from.'
"My doctor said there's nothing they can do once you get humans."
The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'
'Ignore them. Maybe they'll go away. Do you see how they've trashed their own place.'
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The Ekert Saga: 'Oh...I get it. Keep him away from people, right?...To stop him from gorging on a buffet of ego, malice and greed, right?'
Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'According to your computer with its geeky sense of humour...the only time when people weren't stupid and annoying was before there were any people...'
The Ekert Saga: 'Ok...So we knew that the Ekert feeds and grows on the negative thoughts of people...and we knew that the more petty,vicious and vacuous the people are it gets exposed, the bigger it gets...'
"This could be a boon to mankind, especially - once we take out a patent on it - the mankind in this laboratory."
"Every time you come back you're depressed and disgusted. I'd quit visiting earth, if I were you."
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"They just flock to these places like a bunch of...well....like a bunch of us."