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Man: The Only Animal To Purposely Wear Plaid
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
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'Stupid aliens. We should switch tags and screw up their research.'
"Frankly, I think we'll regret introducing these organisms into the environment."
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'What took you so long?'
"Most of them have candy. This one's filled with nuts."
'Hey, don't look at me - I gave them FREE WILL.'
"People are inherently complicated, and if you eat it late enough at night, cereal can be dinner and breakfast!"
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'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
'I think that human beings would die out and only dogs would be left.'
The end is near.
'Who knew they were made up primarily of beer?'
"Don't be ridiculous, there is no such thing as humans."
The Map of the human brain
Geologic Time Heals All Wounds.
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'Oh, great...a human. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more you don't see.'
The evolution of men
"Maybe a little less in your own image."
'That's what we evolved from.'
"My doctor said there's nothing they can do once you get humans."
The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'
'Ignore them. Maybe they'll go away. Do you see how they've trashed their own place.'
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The Ekert Saga: 'Oh...I get it. Keep him away from people, right?...To stop him from gorging on a buffet of ego, malice and greed, right?'