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'Who says we vote ourselves a huge pay rise, then spend the rest of the AGM practicing our humble expressions?'
"Sand, sea, and sky – that's enough for me."
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" 'Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin'? What kind of cookie is this?"
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"It's always 'The humble lima bean this, and the humble lima bean that.'"
Nothing for me, thanks.
'The only way anyone gets in is on there knees.'
"I'm just like any other politician in the race-I take my pants off one leg at a time."
'This is the most humble day of my life!'
"Humility is a virtue, but not on a resume."
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"He seems to be fine with the quirk quellers
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"You say 'meek,' but your records say 'passive-aggressive.'"
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'I connected my food processor to my computer, in case I have to eat my words.'
"Nice little touch of humility!"
'I'll be back later, Marge. I'm going out to build some humility.'
America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man
"I've been called 'most probably a genius.'"
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'Look humble, Jenkins. The arrogant look is okay in the office, but these are investors.'
"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."
Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'
Giving Thanks Turkey
"He's actually quite down-to-earth once you get to know him."
'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'
"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"
The collection plate at church has a piggy bank on it.
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