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"I envy you—laughing all day long, and being paid for it, too!"
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"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."
'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'
Tags:charon, ferryman, ferrymen, living, livings, career, careers, styx, acheron, greek mythology, greek mythologies, underworld, hades, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, job, jobs, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, inappropriate, joke, jokes, humour, humor, grim reaper, grims, non sequitur
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."
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"Last night my mom made us watch an old comedy with cary grant. He's funny, but he's no Adam Sandler."
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"Maybe it needs a caption."
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"Yes, I'm a laughing gull but you have to say something funny."
"Caption: we work in an office; however, we have dressed for the circus. What a humorous mixup."
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"Look if I have to explain the meaning of existence, then it isn't funny."
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
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'I appreciate the fact that you're a computer whiz, Allan, but I'd prefer that you actually laugh out loud at my jokes.'
"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."
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God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.
"So from now on, the rabbi, the priest and the minister all walk into a pharmacy, O.K.?"
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"You give me permission to laugh."
'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'
"I don't get it."
"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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Accountants just want to have fun...
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Late Night with Patrick O'Brian
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"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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The Meaning of Humour
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"She's always been able to make me laugh."
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