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"We wanted you both to know — we've adopted a humpback whale."
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"If the truth be known there are a few of us that ought to be harpooned."
Songs of the humpbacked whale
The Humpback of Notre Dame
"Now that they dig our singing, let's wow them with a little tap."
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"Hey, you guys have the right idea. This is a lot more fun than beaching myself."
'Couldn't you have just thrown it back?'
The Humpback of Notre Dame.
"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."
"Wait till they're back in the boat before jump out of the water or they might have a heart attack."
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Whale Whale Whale.
"How did humpback whales get that way?"
'And that's what catch-and-release is all about, son...'
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Don't worry, I'll use my standard excuse: "Sorry I'm late Darling, but I was beached for two hours"...
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"Oh I know when my wife is upset: She stops singing to me and starts talking..."
"It was fate really: We met while stranded on the same beach..."
It was an expensive treatment, but it feels so good to be barnacle-free...
'Yes, the diet's working and I'm losing weight, but it's getting harder to control my buoyancy...'
'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'
'Well if it's a sandbar, why are we going in circles?!'
"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."