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West Side Saloon: 'Wow! What a Hangover!'
A man wearing a shirt labeled "Last night" opens his medicine cabinet containing an aerosol can labeled "Today".
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My first mistake.
"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."
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Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
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'They are not drinking. They are 'hungover' from the brainstorming session.'
"Ugh, I'm too hungover for salvation-come back later."
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'I'm not hung-over, I've got wine flu."
The morning after her girl's night out Maude was suffering headaches, fatigue and nausea.
'We had a lot to drink last night.'
"For New Year i might give up vintage champagne."
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'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'
"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"
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'Have you considered it might be something other than deomonic possession that's responsible for the green vomit and foul language?'
"I hate waking up with a hangover."
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There was no buffet breakfast, nor any sign of Elvis. . . But Rusty felt great! This sure beats waking up in vegas.
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'Wakey wakey Howard! Time to get up! You know what they say, the early bird gets the worm!'
"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."
'Haven't seen him yet. Not sure what the story is.'
'Could you maybe not hammer so hard, Your Honor? -- I'm a little hung over.'
'Ok Mr Cook jump! It's the perfect hangover cure.'
Nursing a Hangover
"Hangovers are mostly a matter of heredity."
'So, you think you have swine flu because you're light headed, have a red nose, and keep losing your balance?... Sounds more like wine flu to me.'