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A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.
Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.
(You're a lot of woman, Ethel!) (You're a hunk of man, Al!)
"Turns out he had the body of a much younger man—in his fridge."
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LOST: a chicken has had it's head chopped off and is looking for it placing fliers about town
"it's from MOMA. You've been accepted for the permanent collection."
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'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'
'Foreman of the jury, have you reached a verdict?' 'Yes - prosecuting counsel is a bit of a hunk!'
"That's my personal most wanted list."
'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'
'Dressage?! But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'
'… well we wanted to know if we could take those eyeballs. You don't eat them anyway and we didn't want to wait to scavenge as they taste so much better fresh.'
'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'
'What a hunk!'
'What a hunk!'
'He was so cute! I touched his arm, and guess what? He said, 'Jeepers, Creepers'!'
'Sexy bunny that I am...'
I don't care how many push ups you can do, you've got my head spinning upside-down!
"He'd make a great catch!"
Is it true he's for sale? Only to the other teams.
Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.
"Have you met my husband since I had him digitally re-mastered?"
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'Why don't you look where you're going you-er,great handsome brute ,you!'
'You're hunky-dory...especially hunky.'
'He's at that difficult age. Too little to be a hunk and too young to be a couch potatoe.'