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'Hunting is for brutes and gathering is for sissies. That's why I want to be a 'middleman'.'
"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"
"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"
"If you're tired of brontosaurus, go kill something else."
"You see, the other guys can do the hunting and gathering, and we'll be the POLITICIANS!"
'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'
"Do you prefer your mattress firm or soft - not that it matters."
"No, we're not German. My husband's a hunter, and I'm a gatherer. That's why we called him Gunter."
"I've given up hunter-gathering. I now gather hunters and hire them out."
"He's working from home today."