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Yesterday, I caught one this big!
'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'
'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'
'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'
'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'
'It says here that the deer in this area are so used to hunters, they are known to set traps. Seeing is believing.'
'No wonder our rifles aren't effective! The deer are wearing bullet proof vests.'
'Relax, Jim, it's me, Dave. I had plastic surgery to make me look likea human. Now I don't have to worry about hunters.'
'I didn't see one deer today. They must have found a great place to hide.'
'What's going on here, Harry? They've never fought back before!'
'You're late! What's your excuse this time?'
'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'
'Ah yes, that's Henderson. Unfortunately, he found himself in my line of fire.'
"Then in Kenya my wife and I went through a bad patch."