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"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "
A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.
"I just have this uncontrollable urge to kill him, skin him, cut off his head,and hang it on the wall."
'Well, Mrs. Ryan, your husband started the argument. Listen, I have my hunting licence and he is in season, so technically it's not murder!'
'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'
'You don't actually need a license to hunt balloon animals!'
The Trophy he Deserves
'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'
'Be careful with that knife, Fred. Bear season doesn't open until tomorrow.'
Hunting Licenses Here