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'Did you see his face when I asked for his hunting license?'
"It started out as a joke but I've made twenty bucks ... "
A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.
"I just have this uncontrollable urge to kill him, skin him, cut off his head,and hang it on the wall."
'Now what does that game warden want? He's already checked my license.'
'Well, Mrs. Ryan, your husband started the argument. Listen, I have my hunting licence and he is in season, so technically it's not murder!'
Hunting licenses office.
'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'
'You don't actually need a license to hunt balloon animals!'
'You better have a hunting license.'
The Trophy he Deserves
"Then they revoked his hunting license!"
'Be careful with that knife, Fred. Bear season doesn't open until tomorrow.'
'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'
'Can I see your license,please?'
'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'
Hunting Licenses Here