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Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
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Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
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"That was fast."
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"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
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'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'
"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
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"How soon do you need these?"
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Road Rage Highway
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"Hey, it's not a race."
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
"I'd like to get back to the city before the leaves turn against us."
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"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."
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"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."
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"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"
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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'
"Let's see...love...honor...forsake all others...yadda, yadda, yadda...here we are! Do you..."
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"Could you walk a little faster, buddy? This is New York."
"Relax, Ashwell. We don't say 'Ka-ching' until the deal is signed."
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"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
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"Whenever you're ready, goddamnit, whenever you're ready."
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Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.
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The Joffrey Ballet just barely misses the 7:38 out of Poughkeepsie.
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"I'll let you know the meaning of life when I'm damn good and ready!"
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"What about your precious opposable thumbs now?"
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