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Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.
Tags:saying, sayings, cliche, cliches, cliched, get the lead out of one's shoes, get the lead out of your shoes, get the lead out of your pants, get the lead out of one's pants, wrong pants, retro, 70s, seventies, 1970s, disappointed, disappointment, fail, failed, failing, hurry, hurrying, faster, fast, go faster, wrong pants
Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.
Tags:einstein, time, nature of time, wait, waits, airport, airports, air travel, plane travel, plane travels, trolley, trolleys, theory of relativity, general theory of relativity, gate, gates, board, boards, boarding, long wait, long waits, stop, stops, stopping, time stopping, impatient, impatience, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, airport terminal, airport terminals, frustration, frustrations, first world problem, first world problems
Joe's Drive-Thru Testing Center
Tags:drive-thru, drive through, test, tests, testing center, testing centers, testing centre, testing centres, emission, emissions, exam, exams, examination, examinations, cholesterol, polygraph, blood, blood pressure, soil and water, brake, brakes, hurry, hurries, hurrying, in a hurry, rush, rushes, rushing
"That was fast."
Tags:response, responses, response team, response teams, angel, angels, pray, prayers, prayer, answer, answers, answering, heavenly, god, instant, instantaneous, instant response, instant responses, quick, quick response, quick responses, hurry, hurries, hurrying, christian, christians, christianity, theist, theists, believer, believers, faithful, almighty, god, holy spirit
"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."
Tags:sandpiper, sandpipers, sand piper, sand pipers, run, runs, running, running, hectic, lifestyle, lifestyles, slow down, slowing down, rush, rushes, rushing, rush around, rushing around, hurry, hurries, hurrying, active, activity, active lifestyle, active lifestyles, slow, slows, slowing, mental health
'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'
"Send over some more birdseed—and hurry!"
Tags:bird, birds, birdseed, feed the birds, feeding birds, birding, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, expect, expects, expecting, expectant, handout, handouts, giveaway, giveaways, hurry, hurries, hurrying, hurry up, hurries up, order, orders, emergency, emergencies, predator, predators, threaten, threatens, threatening, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation
"How soon do you need these?"
Tags:tailor, tailors, tailored, tailoring, dryer, dryers, drying, pants, trousers, suit, suits, fancy, formal wear, emergency, emergencies, dry-clean, dry-cleans, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, speedy, hurry, hurries, hurrying, minor emergency, minor emergencies, stain, stains, staining, dumb question, dumb questions, obvious question, obvious questions
Road Rage Highway
Tags:road rage, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, dangerous driving, driving school, driving schools, driver, drivers, see red, seeing red, rage, outrage, outraged, lose control, loses control, losing control, hurry, hurries, hurrying, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, freeway, freeways, insult, insults, insulting, furious, out of control, traffic school, traffic schools, driving instructor, driving instructors
"Hey, it's not a race."
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
'Goddamn traffic...I'm late for my meditation class.'
'Go for the 'Chef's Surprise.' It's ham salad I made fresh last week.'
"We're due in court in ten minutes, Counselor - use the big hand!"
Tags:taxi, taxis, taxicab, taxicabs, hail, hails, hailing, hail a taxi, hailing a taxi, court, courtroom, courtrooms, hurry, hurries, hurrying, rush, rushes, rushing, rush off, rushes off, rushing off, get attention, gets attention, getting attention, notice, notices, noticing, stand out, stands out, standing out, public transportation, public transit, new york, new york city
'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'
'Shall we get started - You haven't got all day.'
"Could you walk a little faster, buddy? This is New York."
"This might take a while."
Tags:loading, loading screen, spinning wheel, spinning wheels, slow, slowdown, slow down, computer, computers, gladiator, gladiators, delay, delays, wait, waits, waiting, impatient, impatience, load, loads, download, downloads, downloading, fight, fights, battle, battles, hurry, hurries, hurrying, rush, rushes, rushing, frustration, frustrations, shield, shields, shielding, long wait, long waits, roman, romans
"Relax, Ashwell. We don't say 'Ka-ching' until the deal is signed."
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, signed, deal, deals, business deal, business deals, calm down, calms down, overexcited, overexcitement, overexcite, catchphrase, catchphrases, businessman, businessmen, jump the gun, jumps the gun, jumping the gun, rush, rushes, rushing, hurry, hurries, hurrying, slow down, slowing down, business meeting, business meetings, faux pas
"Slow down! You're toasting your Blackberry and talking into a Pop Tart."
The eternal quest - 'There's gotta be a fireplug around here somewhere!'
'I have to go to the bathroom.'
"You should see the size of the shark the Chinese are using."
Tags:chinese, cheat, cheats, international competition, international competitions, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating, swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, scare, scares, frighten, frightens, train, trains, training, training method, training methods, unconventional, unorthodox, race, races, racing, hurry, hurries, hurrying, shark, sharks
"Whenever you're ready, goddamnit, whenever you're ready."
Tags:patience, impatience, impatient, hurry, hurries, hurrying, rush, rushes, rushing, stress, stressful, type a, personality, personality clash, personality clashes, monk, monks, buddhist, buddhists, buddhism, meditate, meditates, meditating, meditation, corporate culture, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, temper, lose your temper, losing your temper, tantrum, tantrums, restless
Edvard Munch's 'The Scream' goes for a ride with a crash test dummy.
Tags:autos, driving, art, painting, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, the scream, munch, edvard munch, frighten, frightens, frightening, driver's ed, driver's education, driving instructor, driving instructors, safety, unsafe, bad driver, bad drivers, road safety, speed, speeds, speeding, rush, rushes, rushing, hurry, hurries, hurrying