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"I don't get it."
"Inside I'm a crying hyena."
"If something is so funny perhaps you'd like to share it with us!"
'Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you.. cry, and you're out of this family.'
Where Laughing Gas Comes From...
The lawyers of the jungle
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'Whaddya mean, depressed? Laughing hyenas don't get depressed.'
"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"
Hyenas having a serious moment.
"Don't be absurd. If we cloned a hyena into a mad cow we'd get a laughing stock."
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"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."
'It's a laugh, innit.'
"You never laugh at my jokes."
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"So do you want white or green meat?"
"I know Hyenas are supposed to laugh at everything but, sometimes, I just don't get it."
Hyenas as Pets
'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'
Lions secret revealed.
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'Yes, I know we're hyenas - but sometimes I just don't feel like laughing, Kate.'
'I've been called a lion's lion. After I finish the carcass, I eat the hyenas and then I eat the vultures.'
"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."
"Come on, answer the question! I can always recognize a nervous laugh when I hear one!"
"I think I've reached puberty Dad: My laugh is starting to be really deep!"