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"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."
"I don't care what your mother did—I'm not eating the fleas off your back."
Tags:jungle, jungles, elephant, elephants, exotic animals, exotic, marriage, married life, quality of life, hygiene, hygienic, mummy's boy, pampered, spoil, spoiled, mother, mothers, motherhood, raised by animals, parent, parenting, parents, raised, upbringing, wild man, wild, date, dating, red flag, worry, worries, worrying
'I don't share my toilet water. I don't know where your mouth has been.'
'For the 80th time, you cannot get rid of viruses by pouring bleach down the back of your computer!'
'I don't trust carry-out food. . . when you find a hair in my cooking, you don't hafta worry about where it came from!'
Bring Your Own Pen
"Of course I'm worried. He never washes his hands."
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloqists, ventriloquism, ventriloquism dummy, dummy, ventriloquist dummies, dummies, doctor, doctors, health check, check up, g.p., gp, gps, general check up, check ups, physician, physicians, general practitioner, general practitioners, washing, wash, wash, washes, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, unsanitary, sanitary, worry, disease, art, artists
'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'
"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, hazardous, dangerous, risky, report, reports, reporting, food poisoning, hygiene, unhygienic, food-borne illness, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, health inspections, decontamination suit, decontamination suits, hazardous materials suit, hazardous materials suits, public health, public health and safety, medical, medicine, centers for disease control and prevention, cdc, c.d.c., bad date, bad dates, date, dates, couple, couples
"Even more dangerous than crossing the road is being undercooked."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, rooster, roosters, chick, chicks, road, roads, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, poultry, why did the chicken cross the road, joke, jokes, undercooked, under cooked, pink, danger, dangerous, risky, salmonella, campylobacter, hygiene, bacteria, death, deadly, food poisoning, food borne illness, foodborne illness, advice, advising, life lesson, life lessons, medical, medicine, health inspector, health inspectors, health inspection, food safety, health, unhealthy
Nobody told James that the five second rule didn't apply in their line of work,
I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
"Hey, buddy, can I bum a slip."
"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"
Tags:macbeth, lady macbeth, out damn spot, shakespeare, shakespeare play, shakespeare plays, shakespeare, shakespeare quote, shakespeare quotes, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, hand washing, hand wash, washing your hands, wash your hands, hygiene, hygienic, clean hands, cleaning hands
'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, teeth, tooth, bird, birds, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, cleaner, cleaners, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, brush, brushes, brushing, brushed, nurse, reptile, reptiles, reptilian, reptilians, hygiene, hygienic, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
A subway magician pulls a rat out of his hat.
'I don't need informed consent to give you a sponge bath.'
"Employees must pumice feet."
Tags:employees must, employee bathroom, bathroom, employee toilet, toilet, toilette, toilets, employee toilets, work, working world, world of work, wash hands, hand, hand washing, hand-washing, hygiene, hygienic, pumice, pumice stone, restroom, restrooms, employee restroom, employee restroom, health, health code, up to code, disgust, cringe, cringy, dying inside, offices, sign, signs, strange signs, hr, human resources, h r
"Do you have any hand sanitizer."
Tags:barbarian, barbarians, barbarian horde, barbarian hordes, ransack, ransacked, sack, sack a city, pillage, pillages, warfare, battle, battles, plunder, plunders, castle, castles, burning castle, burning castles, dirty work, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, germs, hand sanitiser, hand sanitiser, wash, washing, clean, sanitiser, sanitizer, anachronism, anachronistic, clean freak, hygiene freak, hygiene conscious
"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."
"And my spittoon will go right about there."
Tags:spittoon, spittoons, plan, plans, planning commission, planning commissions, western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, old west, pioneer, pioneers, homesteader, homestead, homesteads, settler, settlers, settling, hygiene, hygienic, build your own home, building your own home, architect, architects, architecture, preference, preferences, priority, priorities, priority list, priority lists, spit bucket, spit buckets, spits, spitting, tobacco, chewing tobacco, dip, dips, dipping
"Plain, buttered, or Ramon?"
Tags:popcorn, popcorn machine, popcorn machines, movie theater, movie theatre, cinema, cinemas, plain, buttered, variety, varieties, flavor, flavors, flavoring, flavour, flavours, flavouring, candy, candies, candy stand, candy stands, hygiene, food hygiene, unhygienic, contaminate, contaminates, contaminated
"I don't think this place is going to work for you Theodore."
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, no smoking, no dogs, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, smoking, smoker, smokers, banned, ban, bans, against the rules, rule, rules, restaurant, restaurants, health, health and safety, unhealthy, food safety, hygiene