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'Your computer was protected against viral but not bacterial infections.'
Employees: No need to wash your hands unless you're some sort of germaphobe or something."
"The only sin we should be addressing is your breath!"
"We could have really used you last year, but it seems to be clearing up."
"May I have your attention? If you find something crunchy in your soup, please don't chew it. My Bluetooth fell off my ear."
"...He hums a bit"
"May I suggest cleaning off your phone's screen once in a while?"
Can too much hygiene create allergies?
"I wouldn't be surprised if there's a fly in your soup, Ralph!"