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'He didn't wash his hands.'
'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'
Please wash hands before using hand sanitizer
'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'
'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'
World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.
'I can see you had egg for breakfast this morning.'
'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'
'Yuk. That's been in an animal's mouth.'
'This towel is disgusting!' - 'It's not that bad.' - 'It's supposed to be white.' - 'It is white... in a certain light.' - 'It's supposed to be soft.' - 'Okay, maybe it could use a quick rinse.'
Bathing and Showering.
;What kind of deodorant are you?'
'Do those tattoos wash off?' - 'I wouldn't know.'
'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'
'When's the last time you washed your feet?'
'Glass of water?' - 'I said I'm thirsty not dirty.'
'Well, dad, it's either this or no bath.'
Jobs that will make you really lonely...
The wicked witch lasted two hours in the fast food industry.