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"How about one more round of 'God Bless America' before we bring out the naked broads."
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"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"
"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."
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'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'
'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'
"God moves in a mysterious way His wonders to perform."
'So Lenny, still fighting the good fight?'
"Okay, who's singing 'How great thou Arrrrrrrrt?"
"I have a feeling the preacher isn't well prepared this morning."
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'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'
Women's Rights Gone Amuck...
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'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'
'I'll fly away, oh glory, I'll fly away...'
'He wasn't well-liked. We're having 'If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands' sung at the service.'
"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"
No one remembers Gottlieb Much, runner-up in the 1738 season of 'The Hymn Factor'.
"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."
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"Let us sing Hymn 564 which, incidentally, has recently been sampled for use in a popular bladder-control commercial."
"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."
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'Any requests? 'Amazing Grace,' perhaps?'
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"These choir robes are so hot, I'm glad I went commando."
'The pipe organ costs a hundred and ten thousand. Four music stands for Ed's Gospel Quartet, eighty five fifty. Discussion.'
Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.