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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
Tags:kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days
Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy
Tags:drink, drinks, hyper, hype, caffeine, caffeinated, caffeinated drinks, cola, can, cans, bag of cans, big bag of cans, productivity, productive, health, healthy, health conscious, nap, napping, sleep, sleep quality, sleepy, sleeping, drowsy, energetic, genki, energy, pun, puns, parody, parodied, working life, working, modern, modern world, modern life
"Ronald Reagan won two victories in the Senate today, one victory in the House, and one victory in House-Senate conference, which gives him a career total of a hundred and ninety victories - only thirty-nine short of the world's record of two hundred and twenty-nine victories, held by Franklin Delano Roosevelt."
Tags:victory, victories, ronald reagan, report, reporting, news, news reports, reports, sport, sports, commentating, commentary, commentaries, reporter, sports-report, sports-reporter, politics, political, washington, dc, d.c., new cycle, cycle, 24hr news cycle, twenty four hour news cycle, 24 hour news cycle, modern reporting, journalism, journalists, tv news, house of representatives, senate, senators, media, newsmedia, hyper
ANTZ IN YOUR KRANTZ
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, too much
'How many kids do you actually have?'
"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
Tags:dog, dogs, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, manic, mania, maniac, maniacs, ball, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, pant, pants, panting, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, doggy, second take, take two, try again, trying again, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsing
"Only a guess, but maybe you should cut down on the coffee!"
"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity
Beware of over-exuberant dog.
I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.
"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
Tags:pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmacology, psychopharmacology, psychopharmacologist, psychopharmacologists, big pharma, drug, drugs, drug use, drug user, drug abuse, drug abusers, upper, uppers, stimulant, stimulants, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, medication, medications, overmedication, overmedicated, over-prescribe, overprescription
Hypermarket - coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.
'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'
'Bag for life?'
'I know they're hyper. They're just full of sugar.'
'We're sorry we served you caffeinated coffee. Please accept this sleeping pill with the compliments of the management.'
"We are so sorry – normally we don't allow him to have refined sugar."
Tags:kids party, childrens party, kids parties, childrens party, sugar, candy, sugary drinks, no sugar, hyper, hyperactive, hyper child, hyper children, climbing up the walls, climbing the walls, misbehaviour, misbehavior, misbehaving, naughty children, sugar high, sugar highs, parentings, parent, parenting, parenthood, parenting fails
"I'm not lazy, I'm hyper inactive."
Tags:lazy, laziness, nap, naps, napping, napper, nappers, napped, husband, husbands, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactiveness, lazing about, lazes about, couch potato, couch potatoes, slob, slobs, slobbery, sleeping, wife, wives, married life, married couple, inactive, inactivity, inactiveness, inactive lifestyle, inactive lifestyles
"We'll catch 'em and cook 'em when the sugar wears off."
Tags:gingerbread house, gingerbread houses, gingerbread, wicked witch, wicked witches, hansel, gretel, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy-stories, sugar rush, sugar rushes, hyperactive, hyper, hyperactivity, kid, kids, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, sweet tooth, junk food, fast food
Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"
Flights around the world and flights to Israel
Tags:jewish, judaism, air travel, air traveling, air travelling, air transport, airplane, plane, planes, plane travel, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, israel, flight, flights, family, families, holiday, jewish family, jewish families, airsick, airsickness, air sick, air sickness, chaos, chaotic, argument, arguments, crying, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity
"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"