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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
Dog Day Afternoon
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"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
Tags:dog, dogs, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, manic, mania, maniac, maniacs, ball, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, pant, pants, panting, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, doggy, second take, take two, try again, trying again, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsing
'No way was that decaf.'
Attention Deficit Disorder
'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'
"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
School nurse to teacher: 'Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well.'
"I don't normally like to increase a child's hyper-active medicine, but in this case...."
'There's a renewable source the government should use.'
"It wasn't me jumping up and down and yelling in class. It was the sugar talking."
"The board thought it was a good idea at the time."
"Too much sugar."
Man pumping 'Ritlain' into a Child Behaviour Clinic,
Employee with a short attention span
Doctor to aardvark: 'Nothing serious. You have ants in your pants.'
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity
Beware of over-exuberant dog.
I'll have to get Dr. Kendrick to reduce his dosage of Prozac.
"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."
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'Trade you lunches?'
'When I was in school, we didn't even have Ritalin.'
'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'
'I know they're hyper. They're just full of sugar.'
'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'