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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."
"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
"We worked hard, damn hard- but we knew when to stop. We were not workaholic."
"You've put on weight."
Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.
'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'
"I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Naturally, sometimes you have to step on a few faces."
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'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."
"It's time I cleaned out the 'yes' men in my organization- right boys?"
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"Gentlemen, let's get serious!"
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"You were an accident."
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'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'
"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'
'I got a detention for not wearing exactly the right uniform for my 'encouraging diversity' lessons.'
"Isn't it our marriage counselor sitting there?"
Family Judging the Family Feud
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'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'
"And when I became a man, I put away childish thingees. Thingamabobs. Whatever."
'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'