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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"I love nature."
"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."
Dear (some of) my fellow lefties. . . shut up and get the hell off my side.
Tags:lefty, lefties, left wing, left-wing, political spectrum, political spectrums, political view, political views, political opinion, political opinions, left-wing politics, left wing politics, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, homophobics, racism, pro life, pro-life, abortionist, abortionists, abortion rights, embarrassing, embarrassed, embarrassments, embarrassment
"Forty years in this business and you suddenly decide you don't like gimmicky?"
"We worked hard, damn hard- but we knew when to stop. We were not workaholic."
"The media is fake news, sad, failing and unfair - O.K., let the cameras in."
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"You've put on weight."
Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.
"I'll have some fish, while the poor things are still around."
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'Glad to see folks like you using reusable shopping bags. We're saving a lot of trees! Here's your receipt.'
"I like to think of myself as a nice guy. Naturally, sometimes you have to step on a few faces."
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, class, class divide, modern america, oligarchy, corporate, corporation, corporations, lay-off, lay-offs, lay off, lay offs, office drone, office drones, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, ladder, career ladder, hypocritical, hypocrite, manager, managers, pithy, play on words, word play, word-play, reversal, ego, egoism
'My teacher photocopied articles about saving endangered trees in the rain forest. If you ask me, I think she's destroying them.'
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
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"It's time I cleaned out the 'yes' men in my organization- right boys?"
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"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."
"Gentlemen, let's get serious!"
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"You were an accident."
Tags:crash, crash test, test dummy, dummy, crash test dummy, test dummy, safety test, safety tester, safe, safer, parent, parents, parenting, parental, parenthood, accident, accidents, accidental, kid, kids, child, children, childhood, new mom, new moms, hypocrite, hypocritical, hypocrites, new mother, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, new parent, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, motherhood, new dad, new dads, new father, new fathers, congratulations, accidental pregnancy, pot calling the kettle black
'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'
"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
Hello, are you worried about free speech?
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'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'
'I got a detention for not wearing exactly the right uniform for my 'encouraging diversity' lessons.'