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Robinson Crusoe..."Daniel we love the idea but have you thought of adding a few more characters,maybe half a dozen celebrities who all want out!"
'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'
'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'
Celebrity Shark Attack.
White dot on TV screen, man says: 'There are two possibilities ? the TV is broken, or the media has finally disappeared up its own arse.'
Ant and Dec.
Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!
'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'
Michael Grade is right...ITV needs more real writers which is why we want you to commission 'celebrity novelists get me out of here'.
'I can't eat it! It's too horrible!' 'It's not I'm a Celebrity...Mum's dished up some wonky carrots.'
The real Bush tucker trial.
"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."
'Did you see 'I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here' last night?'
Vegetables watch 'I'm a Celeriac, Get Me Out of Here!' on TV.
Vegetables watch a TV show called 'I'm a Celeriac ??" Get Me Out of Here!'
'I'm a celebrity...' in a crocodile's stomach.
'I'm a celebrity now...so get me out of here!'
'He's been dressing this way ever since he saw Johnny Rotten on that celebrity programme.'