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I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.
She's just discovered her IBS isn't caused by chocolate!
At the worst possible moment, Andy's irritable bowel syndrome flares up.
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'Looks like the doctor confirmed my diagnosis. It's not just your bowel. Everything about you is irritable.'
How long have you got? Until they discover a cure for IBS!
'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'
'I keep getting stomach cramps after eating.' - 'You're probably intolerant to certain foods.' - 'Can you test for that?' - 'Yes, just eat things one by one and see what makes you ill.' - 'Won't that be slow and painful?' - 'Fingers crossed.'
CHRONIC FATIGUE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME.
"It's IDS I'm afraid. There's a lot of it around at the moment."
'No doubt about it, Mr Merridew - you've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.'
Irritable trowel syndrome.
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'You've got irritable bowel.'
"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."
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Irritable Vowel Syndrome
"I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome."
Irritable Owl Syndrome
Why is everybody smiling?
"You've got irritable Bowel Syndrome" "Good grief don't listen to this moron, he's a quack!!"
She's just discovered her irritable bowel syndrome isn't caused by chocolate!
"I divorced him after I discovered that when I eat alone, I didn't get indigestion"
"Mr Miller has bowel trouble."
At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.
Fart, barf, cough.
Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.