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'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'
"As for me, I could stand a little global warming."
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
'We were ready to hire you until we saw the photo of you on Facebook sliding on the ice...'
Mary's hot flashes were becoming more and more intolerable.
"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."
Tags:ice, ice raid, ice raids, immigration and customs enforcement, immigration & customs enforcement, illegal alien, undocumented, undocumented worker, undocumented workers, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, deport, deports, deportation, deportations, plot, evil plot, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, bad haircut, bad haircuts
"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."
Tags:dna, genetic, genetics, science, sciences, natural science, scientist, scientists, scientific, scientifically, biology, biological, human biology, genome, human, humans, mankind, ice skate, ice skates, ice skating, ice, on ice, skating, skate, skates, figure skating, figure skater, figure skaters, natural, naturally, organic, organics, helix, quadruple, triple, jump, toe loop, spiral, spin, twist, spin, sport, sports, winter sports, winter, professional sport
"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"
'Hang on. Let me check my... why yes! There IS a penguin on my computer! What does that mean?' 'Your computer froze.'
"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"
Tags:immigration, refugees, refugee, immigrants, immigrant, naturalization, naturalisation, service, department, immigration and naturalization service, ins, u.s. citizenship and immigration services, uscis, u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, ice, u.s. customs and border protection, cbp, department of homeland security, america, american, united states, u.s., us, border control, border controls, security, protection, alien, aliens, foreign nationals, foreign national, foreigner, foreigners, overpopulation, headache, headaches, ethics, ethical, space, spaceship, spaceships, science fiction, problem, problems, issue, issues, government, governments, politics, political
Pop Top Ice FIshing
Tags:ice fishing, ice fisher, can, cans, aluminium can, aluminium cans, aluminum can, aluminum cans, pop can, pop cans, soda can, soda cans, pop top, pop tops, fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, line and hook, line and hook fishing, line fishing, ice, frozen, frozen lake, frozen lakes, cold weather, cold, freezing, freezing weather, winter, winter time, seal, seals, seal fishing, seal fisher, seal fishers, convenient, convenience, modern life, modern attiudes
'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
'You guys hear about Ethel and Bob? Apparently they got used for eggnog.'
Bears Ice Fishing
"You keep saying 'ice fishing' as if there were some other kind."
Tags:ice fishing, ice-fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, ice-fisher, ice-fishers, fishing, fisherman, fishermen, ice fisherman, ice fishermen, eskimos, inuit, inuits, cold, cold weather, ice, icy, frozen lake, frozen lakes, isolation, isolated, close minded, close-minded, close-mindedness, winter, winters, north pole, greenland, community, communities
'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'
Sumo on Ice
"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.
The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.
Polar Bear arrives at house
Tags:polar bear, bears, bear, sea ice, ice, arctic, antarctic, sea levels, rising, rising sea levels, global warming, climate change, climate changes, house, home, visitor, unexpected, flood, flooding, warming, melting ice caps, sea-levels, global, global climate change, endangered, endanger, endangers, rare, environment, environmental issues, environments, environmental
Borer Patrol - Feline Unit.
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, border control, border controls, border law, border laws, patrol car, patrol cars, ice, i.c.e., us immigration and customs enforcement, u.s. immigration and customs enforcement, illegal immigrant, illegal immigration, border crossing, border crossings, asylum seeker, asylum seekers, cat nap, cat naps, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers