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'You should try a Brazilian, it's very invigorating.'
Extra Woolly Mammoths
'What a curse this global warming is...'
"There's a giant rock coming from the sky, we have to hide!"
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'Following the long cold Ice Age, came the rarely mentioned, Sloppy Age.'
"After the Ice Age, there was the long, long, endless...slush age."
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'But then the warm weather comes along, and you regret being so damn woolly.'
'We're the largest, strongest things on this planet! Why change now?'
'Where do these crackpots come from?'
'And it continues to fall! This is the big chill! The wintery whiteout! The new Ice Age! Snowageddon!'
'Heh, heh! The minute there's a cold spell old misery guts is out with his placard.'
'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'
How Glaciations Begin
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'The ice age wasn't all bad. Look what it did for the frozen food business.'
Og didn't have what it took to meet girls.
Javelin thrower Vs Mammoth.
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Kid approaching door marked 'Today's Lesson: The Ice Age' wears pillow tied to his behind.
'Please... my mother is a 'ma'am'moth. I'm a 'miss'moth.'
"No, your father didn't survive the Ice Age. He was exaggerating."
The Climate Change Conference
'I can't stand much more global warming.'
'So much for Global Warming.'
'Hold it - I just dug up a couple of snow tires from the ice age.'
"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."
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