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"Looking back, it was probably a mistake to disregard global warming after the winter of 2014."
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"Momma? Is Rick Perry real?"
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The ice caps were melting and no one seemed to care. Except the guy who had to clean it up.
"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."
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A snowman in a snow glob melts.
'And the melting ice caps will cause green taxes to rise up and swamp us all...'
"Evolve already! Ice caps are melting."
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"Anywhere with ice...a lot of ice."
Although not an UNQUALIFIED success the climate summit has pointed us in the RIGHT DIRECTION...and we are confident that in the FULLNESS of time with APPROPRIATE levels of investment then there is a strong POSSIBILITY that there will be SOME ....BUGGER!
'Ok, so that came out wrong... But I'm definitely not a racist...I mean, I have tons of black friends.'
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”
What's left of the ice age. Cheap.
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Climate change creeps north.
"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"
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'You know, the day may be approaching when we need to address climate change.'
"That's a difinite sign of global warming!"
'No, it's not a glacier mint - it's all that's left of the polar ice cap.'
He's taking the melting of the ice caps very seriously!
Twas 6 days before Christmas when Santa heard a ker-plunk! He rushed to the door, and found the ice cap had shrunk...
'Polar bear or no polar bear, I'm cold.'
"No, the reason Mars is becoming whiter isn't tougher immigration laws, it's a shifting icecap."
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"He sold his fresh water before it melted."
You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.