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"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."
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'Time out! Fish on!'
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Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.
'You never did say you were sorry.'
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"What's wrong with that quiet little table for two in front of the Rangers game?"
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The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.
Thank you for not flying into a rage and pummeling the ref!!
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The Hockey Puckey
'Yeah. I used to get a lot of 'timeouts' as a kid, too.'
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'I don't know what gets into me around the holidays.'
Tags:hockey, ice hockey, ice hockey player, ice hockey players, hockey player, hockey players, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, fought, aggressive, penalty, penalties, penalty box, holidays, holiday, vacations, vacation, dont know what gets into me, angry, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Your hands are so smooth. Do you use skin softener?'
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'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'
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'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, nhl, national hockey league, hockey puck, hockey pucks, puck, pucks, doctor, doctors, pain, pains, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, hit, hits, dent, dents, dented, denting, smack, smacks, smacked, obvious, diagnosis, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'
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',,,And make it look like an accident,'
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'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'
"Despite his unorthodox style, Jason Vorhees' record number of saves still astounds hockey experts."
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'Let's telecast the games free and make the fights pay-per-view.'
"I told you not to order the Zamboni."
Tags:ice, ice cleaner, zamboni, ice resurfacer, ice skating, ice skate, ice rink, ice hockey, ice hockey rink, hockey, italian, food, foods, restaurant, restaurants, date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, couple, couples, bad idea, word play, play on words, accident, misspoke, control freak, control freaks, nag, nagging
'Would you like me to check your coat?'
"We couldn't remember what practice he had tonight."
'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'
"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."
Slippery Hockey Game