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'OK, I'm sorry I didn't think it through... are you happy now?'
Taken down by a banana peel on the ice.
The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.
'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'
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The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.
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'I wanted this on the rocks.'
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'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'
'Give me a whisky without ice, we should all do our bit.'
'Hey, Frank.. are we interested in buying a window?'
'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'
'Explain to me again how installing solar lights will solve the lack of winter sunshine in the Antarctic?'
'I'll be back tomorrow for the other twelve flavors.'
Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.
Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.
'Dewey! Carl! Stop doing that! You're scaring me.'
In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'
'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.
Snowmen and basketball.
'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'
'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'
Hot weather brings misery to millions.
"Hey neighbor! Cold enough for ya...?!"
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'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'