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'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
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'You should've seen how he stood his ground with the board of directors this morning. I swear, the guy must have icewater in his veins!'
"Take it easy - It's a bit slippy this morning."
"A brand new credit card and not an ATM in sight!:
Superman Vs. Winter
'It's rock hard this water-bed of yours.'
'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'
If you were an iceberg...
'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'
The Gardeners' Calendar: Make a note of places where paths have become slipper...go out and repair them before the cause trouble.
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Death skis towards a man on thin ice
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'Is that why they call this a 'cold snap'?'
'Well, you'll be happy to know that it finally stopped snowing daddy...It's turned to rain...now it's sleeting, coating the roads with a nice, slick layer of ice a-a-and, back to snow. Woo-hoo!'
The moles have adapted to the winter weather.
The Original Bobsled.
'Talk it up! Let's hear some chatter.'
'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'
"You have to learn to stand on your own two feet."
'I told you about the ice.'
'Water hazards are no problem if you play golf in the winter.'
'Have you shoveled the snow off the walkway?'
'This snow makes me so hungry. It reminds me of ice cream.'
"So how many penguins does it take to change the northern lights?"
When I got My New Coat