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'No need to see your ID. I recognize you. And you still can't come in.'
"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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'Your father's annoyed because migrants are more useful than he is.'
"Look here's my I.D."
"Can I see some I.D. - not that security doesn't already have you pegged."
"No ID? NO problem. I'll just have to count your rings."
"Wow. I can't believe I got this far without anyone asking me for an I.D."
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"Give me your name, address, and date of birth."
'Here's your identity back. Man, being you was no fun at all.'
"Excuse me, sir. May I see some identification?"
Tags:guard dog, guard dogs, security dog, security dogs, dog, dogs, security measure, security measures, id card, id cards, identification, identification card, identification cards, security, home security, security guard, security guards, gatehouse, gatehouses, gate-house, gate-houses, checkpoint, check point, check points, checkpoints
'Sorry, but you can't get in without a human.'
"I appreciate your desire for a new photo ID following your significant weight loss, but our policy to decline your request is based on the sad reality that you're probably going to gain it all back."
"You check too many IDs. Stop operating on the assumption that anyone wearing a team jersey can't possibly be a full grown man."
I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...
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'Your father's in a bad mood because migrants are more useful than he is.'
'OK, so you've lost a few civil liberties but at least you're safe.'
Tags:id card, id cards, identity card, identity cards, i.d. card, i.d. cards, surveillance society, surveillance societies, surveillance, domestic espionage, domestic spying, nanny state, nanny states, big brother, privacy rights, privacy laws, security guard, security guards, security measures, anti-terrorism, anti-terrorist, anti-terrorists, legislation
Two identity thieves with bags marked 'Swag' and 'Rubbish'.
Baby Barcode Birthmark
'Your monogrammed cuffs are impressive but I'm afraid they cannot serve as two piece of ID.'
"Sir, I'm afraid we can't accept this as a form of identification."
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'...then one day it hit me. Why spend your whole life worrying about identity theft?'
"Uhhh, I just need your ID, sir."
'Nothing to worry about - just a routine check of your I.D. Mrs Chan.'
"Okay, I guess this is you, but don't ever again use a baby picture for photo ID!"
"I need to see your ID."