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"When I grow up, I want to work with the affluent."
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Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'
'In addition to our web, radio/tv and print advertising, we'd like you to add word of mouth. We feel you're the one for the job.'
"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."
'I always wanted to be an accountant. There's safety in numbers, you know.'
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
'My job is putting the holes in donuts.'
"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."
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'Have you ever crushed grapes, Mr Bigfoot?'
"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."
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Walking Tours of New York
"What idiot hired that floating head as a bellboy?"
"It's like we have three rules around here. Don't worry about defective products, don't question our return policy and don't complain about our paychecks! It's like we're not supposed to do anything!"
'Harrison's really taken to this work.'
'This dream job ended once I stopped taking the hallucinogens.'
'He's a very good gardener, and of course, there's all the manure...'
'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'
'You say develop my assets, so what do I do with a low center of gravity and short attention span?'
'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'
'According to your aptitude test, you're best suited to be kicked upstairs.'
'Hey, that's a job we'd be qualified for...'
"You could be just the man we're looking for!"
Liposuction: Help Wanted.
'Just the job for you, my love.'
Fox resume: cunning, sly, sneaky...