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'Simpler Times Ahead'
"The salad days are over. Time for the big fork."
"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."
'Don't kid yourself. If you're too ugly to be cooked, they'll grind you up into one of those fish protein concentrates.'
"Chivalry actually isn't dead. It's on life support being fed by the sports channels."
Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast
"This new kid is excited and enthusiastic. Schedule a day of mind-numbing meetings to get him down to speed."
"I'm looking for someone with a brain, a heart and courage..."
"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."
'I used to be very idealistic. Then, after the first week.'
'Gosh, I love government, Ed. Just when you begin to lose faith in the system, along comes a fresh crop of idealistic young lawmakers with an invigorating brand of gridlock all their own!'
'Yes, but how long will you love me forever?'
THEY WANT TO CHANGE US
'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'
'Mmm, World Peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'
'World peace? Mmm, isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'
'I've spent £150,000 on self improvement. What do you think?'