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'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'
Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
Tags:drunk, drunks, drunken, drunkenly, cry, cries, crying, sob, sobs, sobbing, emotional, emotions, song, songs, singer, singers, singing, identity, identities, couple, couples, identify, identifies, identifying, sad song, sad songs, lonely, loneliness, sad drunk, sad drunks, depressed, depression, depressing, musician, musicians, favorite musician, favourite musician, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, tearful, tearfully, tear up, tears up, tearing up
"Which one of us is me?"
Tags:anonymous, anonymity, penguin, penguins, emperor penguins, who is me, who is speaking, antarctica, antarctic, south pole, south poles, unidentifiable, identify, identifies, identifying, who is who, same, similar, copy, copies, indistinguishable, personified, personification, personifies, personify
"Culturally, I'm a cat."
"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."
Tags:warble, warbles, warbler, warblers, bird, birds, birder, birders, birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, astronaut, astronauts, hobbyist, hobbyists, identify, identifies, identification, identifications, space flight, outer space, pass the time, passes the time, passing the time, guess, guesses, guessing game, guessing games
"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
Tags:lineup, lineups, witness, witnesses, escalator, escalators, rage, rages, raging, lose control, losing control, lose temper, lose your temper, losing your temper, crowd, crowds, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, shopping spree, shopping sprees, self-control, old lady, old woman, inconsiderate, disproportionate response, disproportionate responses, identify, identifies, identifying, police lineup, police lineups, cop, cops, christmas season, black friday
'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, line up, line ups, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, identify, identifies, identified, parade, parades, field goal, field goals, kick, kicks, kicking, kicker, kickers, kit, kits, uniform, uniforms, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
Tags:single, singles, record, records, vinyl, vinyl album, vinyl albums, psychic, psychics, party trick, party tricks, identify, identifies, identifying, single, singles, music store, music stores, clairvoyant, clairvoyance, superpower, superpowers, music lover, music lovers, music appreciator, music appreciation, music teacher, music teachers, party, parties
"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
Tags:mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, mothered, mothering, tie, ties, grown up, grown ups, adults, adult son, adult sons, man children, necktie, neckties, parent, parents, parenting, lineup, lineups, police lineup, police lineups, witness, witnesses, identify, identifies, identification, law enforcement, criminal, criminals, grow up, growing up, immature, immaturity, loser, losers
Canine Police Line Up.
Get to Know Your Cryptos
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'I need you to identify the problem. Here's your mirror.'
A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
Tags:giant, giants, crimes, criminal, criminals, police, police officer, police officers, policemen, policeman, line-up, police line-up, identity parade, line-ups, police line-ups, identity parades, identify, identifying, identifies, point out, fairytale, fairytales, fantasy, fantastical, mythical creature, mythical creatures
'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'
A pinata identifies children in a lineup.
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"I'm not sure what I am, but I believe I'm a product of Norway."
"And that would be little Susan."
Tags:snake, snakes, man-eater, man-eating, giant, giants, python, pythons, identify, identifies, identifying, identifying the body, identifying a body, corpse, corpses, eat, eats, eating, eaten, swallow, swallows, swallowing, swallow whole, swallows whole, swallowing whole, swallowed whole, anaconda, anacondas, giant, giants, phobia, phobias, orphidiophobia, fear, fears, lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles
"I'm packing heat—and my dental records, just in case."
Tags:gun, guns, concealed carry, concealed carry law, concealed carry laws, dental records, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, mafia, gang, gangs, gang member, gang members, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, identification, identify, identifies, identifying, pack heat, packs heat, packing heat, carry a gun, gun nut, gun nuts, shooting, shootings, shooter, shooters, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, killer, killers
"Maybe it doesn't want to be identified"
"And if you're two faced, the facial recognition feature recognizes both faces."
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'Yep, that's him all right... that's the guy I mugged.'
"Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?"
Tags:feelings, mood, moods, emotion, emotions, emotional, identify, identifies, identifying, bad mood, out of sorts, irritable, angry, furious, outraged, tantrum, tantrums, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, emotional, grump, grumps, grumpy, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, mental health
Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?
Bernie Kletz, another unfortunate victim of identity theft.