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'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'
Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?
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The Conga Line of Past Selves.
"Which one of us is me?"
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"Culturally, I'm a cat."
"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"
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"I'm only guessing, but I think it's a red-tailed warbler..."
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"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "
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'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'
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"Tell me again—which blond actress is she the blond-actress daughter of?"
"Are you positive he's the one who talked about himself all night and never once asked about you?"
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"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"
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"No. 3 step forward and whine, 'Please, Mom, I'm forty-four years old—I can tie my own tie.'"
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Canine Police Line Up.
Get to Know Your Cryptos
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'I need you to identify the problem. Here's your mirror.'
How Dogs Identify Themselves in Upscale Neighborhoods.
A giant hand identifies giant legs in a police line-up.
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'Cold... Cool... Warm... Warmer... Hot, hot, hot.'
"Yes, that's him there. The fellow making the finger-across-the-throat gesture."
"Number 4, step forward and yell WHOOMAA, WHOOMAA!!!"
'It's an obvious case of identity theft.'
Catching him was easy. Capturing the man behind the crime proved more difficult.
'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'
A pinata identifies children in a lineup.
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