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'I stole some guy's identity. Turns out he's a pianist, so I'm giving a concert next month in Paris.'
'The monogram on your shirt is lovely but I still need to see a photo ID.'
'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'
Cards. 'Birthday' 'Fake ID'
I.D. Cards Protest Group - Database of members: Name, Age, Address, Income, Occupation, Marital status...
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'OK, so you've lost a few civil liberties but at least you're safe.'
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"Look, pal! I don't care about your residency status! I just want to see your ID!"
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Baby Barcode Birthmark
"OK, Thomas. This is the last form of i.d. I have."
"That's an old photo."
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"Sir, I'm afraid we can't accept this as a form of identification."
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"Talk about a bad day...I bought someone's stolen identity and it turned out to be mine."
"I need to see your ID."
'Weeeell, I suppose that qualifies as an I.D. I'll just go grab that beer for you now...'
'Of course you are safe from identity theft. Who'd want to be you?'
"Got any I.D.?""No, but I've got my ego and super-ego."
"I'll need some form of identity..."
'Any other ID?'
'We don't travel abroad that much since she has a lousy passport photo.'
'I'm sorry, sir, but we require some identification.'
'You mean someone has been trying to steal your identity?'
'Anonymity is Everywhere'
'Er...ummm, yeah, twenty-one. Sure, I'm twenty one.'
'Higgins??! My gosh, someone has stolen your identity!!