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The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"Sometimes I can't remember if I'm good cop or bad cop."
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"First off, you're not a nut. You're a legume."
Identity Crisis Support Group
"So, be a flamingo!"
"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
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"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"
"I'm afraid California just isn't me."
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'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'
"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
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"Now, I would like to introduce Buster, who woke up one morning and decided he wasn't going to let a 'Beware of Dog' sign define him."
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Motherhood Identity Crisis Support Group
Tender Identity Crisis
'I keep thinking I'm a Big Mac with fries...'
"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."
"I'm having enough problems with my identity as it is."
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"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."
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'But darling it's OK for you to wear mink fur...you're a mink.'
Despite years of asking people to not wear out his name, eventually ****** was left with nothing but nubs.
"I just found out a hacker stole my identity crisis."