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The Little Engine That Had an Identity Crisis
"Am I the smart one and you're the pretty one or is it the other way around?"
"I am blue."
"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"Sometimes I can't remember if I'm good cop or bad cop."
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"First off, you're not a nut. You're a legume."
Identity Crisis Support Group
"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
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"So, be a flamingo!"
"I'm poison oak. I'm pretty sure I'm poison oak.... Or is that poison oak?"
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"He's having an identity crisis. He fears he hit a polar bear with his Prius."
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"How does not being a house make you feel?"
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"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."
'Frank has been a victim of identity theft!'
"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"
"I'm afraid California just isn't me."
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'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'
"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
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"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."
"The first step is admitting you're a dog."
"Now, I would like to introduce Buster, who woke up one morning and decided he wasn't going to let a 'Beware of Dog' sign define him."
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'Will you please stop calling me 'Pretty Polly', my name is Rodney.'
Motherhood Identity Crisis Support Group