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"The first step is admitting you're a dog."
'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'
Monday is indeterminate species night.
Despite years of asking people to not wear out his name, eventually ****** was left with nothing but nubs.
Table for one...
"People say I'm a fruit but I identify as a vegetable."
"Frankly I just don't have the heart to tell him."
"It's the worst identity crisis I've ever seen. He plagiarizes other people's diaries."
"Well I'm declaring myself gender neutral until I know what you are declaring."