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Mistaken Identity Theft
'I'm not saying your parents are lying to get you into this school, but your name isn't Susan, is it?'
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'You're not bidding on something again, are you? . . . So when some goofy item and a debit in our account show up at roughly the same time, I am to assume what?'
'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'
'I've found that poverty helps protect my identity.'
'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'
'I stole the identity of someone who turned out to be a woman, so next week I have to go for a mammogram.'
'I stole some guy's identity. Turns out he's a pianist, so I'm giving a concert next month in Paris.'
"Do you have another card? This one's been reported stolen."
Guess your weight, height, date of birth, e-mail address, and social security number.
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'When we ask you to present a photo ID we prefer one that has your own picture on it.'
"I don't care if it's not you. That's the Social Security number you've been using."
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'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'
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"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me - the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."
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Site warns website users their personal details might have been compromised...
"Everything looks OK, but I still need a DNA sample just to be sure it's you."
"I'm making sure my hard drive's car of any data."
"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me because the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."
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"You want an expert in identity theft? Look no further, I'm the fake McCoy."
'Here's your identity back. Man, being you was no fun at all.'
"I'm living the life of Riley. I stole his identity."
We Won't Steal Your Identity
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All my fake IDs and forged documents were stolen. Please help.
"I just found out a hacker stole my identity crisis."