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'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'
'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'
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"Diane, haven't we anyone at the state department who talks turkey?"
Bus of Fools
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"What the hell? We could use an idiot."
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I'm with Stupid - I'm with Guilty
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"Now that I think about it, he might have been holding a seven."
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"I should have listened when it said 'this call is being monitored for your protection'."
How to run a marathon.
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Snow Globe Fortune Teller
'I wanted to see which would run out first...battery power or idiots.'
'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
"Wait! Come Back!"
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"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."
'I'm concerned about the high levels of blood we found in your blood test.'
Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
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While he supported Ann's right to express her opinion, Don felt she needed to hone her people skills a bit.
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Dog and owner pulling in different directions
"Just imagine the hold is world peace and the sand traps are nuclear Armageddon and the club is your ability to deal calmly and rationally with complex situations."
"I've been thinking, but I'm going to stop."