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'Oh, it's great. They're always finishing each other's sentences,they wear all the same clothes... course one of them's an idiot.'
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How to run a marathon.
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'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
'I'm concerned about the high levels of blood we found in your blood test.'
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Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"
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"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."
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Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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The First Stairs
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"The tiny winged beings, Sire, are called gnats."
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'I could have sworn you asked if I wanted to go to the saloon.'
'...When you make stupid errors, you sit on the other bench.'
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"Bob was raised in the wilderness by salmon."
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How Trump's brain works.
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"I don't get it—last time I jiggled the mouse this way we made a 16.45-per-cent profit."
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'After the break, we talk to a top psychologist about how to interpret your antlers and how their shape can be a window to the soul.'
"Although banned in 1948, the art of target holding is still practiced among some traditionalists."
'Don't let my title fool you.'
What he really hoped to be someday was a TV news anchor.
'Try not to be an idiot.'
"That'll be a no to intelligent life forms then."
'There's a lot that men don't know about women. I find that reassuring.'