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Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it
'Give me a hand! There's a Monday on the other side of this door.'
Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.
"My 'intelligent assistant' can order pizza, beer and an ambulance if I have a heart attack!"
'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'
'You just gave an hour long report on why you weren't prepared to give your five minute report...'
"I didn't hear Bill Clinton say it was time for me to change."
'I'm convinced that Sims is on performance reducing drugs.'
'I posted a bedtime story on your homepage. Enjoy and good night!'
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
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'You've frittered your life away on beer and skittles!'
"Once. How many times did you go before your gym membership expired?"
"Perhaps we could think of me sitting here as an art installation, that would help."
Tags:art, art installation, modern art, modern artist, artist, artists, performance art, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, long-term relationship, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, bad marriage, married couple, old married couple, lazy, laziness, frustration, frustrated, stuck in ways, stuck in his ways, stuck in her ways, idleness, inactivity, monotony, monotonous, dull, boring, repetitive, daily life, dreary life, couch potato, sedentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyles, couch potatoes
'I know a lost cause when I see one.'
Slobbish man says to woman: 'Couch potato is a deeply offensive term - we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritizers.'
24 ? The Next Series. Jack says: 'Think I'll throw a sickie today.'
Board of Censors.
'Why do we bother with these board meetings? Nothing ever gets done.'
'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'
'Wanna go get some pizza?' (mobile phones).
"It's Ok, I'm not working!!"
'I've been feeling depressed lately, James...start the engine.'
Success Without Effort
Tags:self help books, self-help books, self help book, self-help book, self-improvement, self improvement, book, books, lazy, laziness, indolence, self actualization, self-actualization, idle, idleness, slothfulness, sloth, sloths, shiftlessness, lethargy, self help fraud, self help scam, work ethic, work ethics
"Just as a matter of interest, what is his job description?"